20 Things to know the day after you’ve pushed out a baby…

1. Don't forget about your other half: 10.30am. I wake up. There's a tiny male version of me in a large Tupperware box by my bed. He has had crying episodes/where-the-hell-am-I moments most of the night and we have cuddled, snuggled and cuggled in between them. And farted. There's been a lot of that from … Continue reading 20 Things to know the day after you’ve pushed out a baby…

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20 Things to know when you’ve just pushed out a baby….

1. The after pains. Pain. After. Who knew? When God designed women to give birth, he well and truly screwed us over.... 2. Your first wee. Take a jug with you and pour it over your bits like you're trying to be a star in some very disturbing porno. It helps. 3.. Your first poo. … Continue reading 20 Things to know when you’ve just pushed out a baby….